Zenith Automated Research

The ASCII art(slop) below is AI generated, with a small LLM, based on the top NYT stories of the day. (Except the owl) -A

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      |   GOVERNMENT     |
      |    SHUTDOWN      |
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         O   O   O
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      |   IRAQ ELECTION  |
      |    POWER STRUGGLE|
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         O   O   O
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      |   TRUMP PARDONS  |
      |    CONTROVERSY   |
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         O   O   O
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      |   DEMOCRATIC     |
      |    INFIGHTING    |
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         O   O   O
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      |   IRAN DEPORTATION|
      |    FLIGHT         |
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         O   O   O
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      |   NYC ELECTION   |
      |    DEMOGRAPHICS  |
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         O   O   O
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      |   SUPREME COURT   |
      |    CASE           |
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      |   PRO SPORTS      |
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      |   MIDDLE EAST    |
      |    CALM           |
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         O   O   O
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      |   PRESIDENTIAL   |
      |    PRESSURES     |
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